I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT
we should have a “where are they now” for bloggers who’ve deleted
i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water
THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS
THEY CAN’T GET OUT OF THE WATER
I LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AT THIS OMFG
Free print I got done last month, January
(full view please;; tumblr made it look all gross and blurry)
annoying online and irl
This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
Does vodka count as Christmas spirit
Okay, the fork looks pretty impractical, but if you play your feats right (Exotic Weapon Proficiency, Combat Reflexes, Improved Trip), you can really dominate the battle field by combining the benefits of reach with endless attacks of opportunity and the ability to both immobilize and inflict damage.
Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????
47 years in Hollywood and several thousand dollars in plastic surgery does that to a person.
"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr